urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sexyjoker So Sexy I Scare Myself! Emishi Haruki 2004-12-17T05:29:34Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sexyjoker:1398 2004-12-17T05:29:34Z 2004-12-17T05:29:34Z Kujibiki Unbalance - Under17 Jubei-han has a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! And I think I know what it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! <br /><br />I know this is knowledge many of you would like to have, but I'm afraid I can't say anything in such a public forum for fear of pokey hurty painful death. However, if someone is willing to pay, I'm accepting offers. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sexyjoker:1201 2004-12-16T06:30:15Z 2004-12-16T06:30:15Z My Pace Daiou - manzo <a name="cutid1"></a><div align="center"><form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=28245" method="post"><br /><table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"><a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=28245" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"><font style="color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="#ffffff"><b>Your Silver-Age Superhero Career</b></a></font></td></tr> <tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">LJ Username </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="sexyjoker"></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Your alias first-name is: </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><select name="in1" size="1"><option value="Astro">Astro</option><option value="Atomic">Atomic</option><option value="Bitter">Bitter</option><option value="Black">Black</option><option value="Blue">Blue</option><option value="Coffee">Coffee</option><option value="Danger">Danger</option><option value="Dark">Dark</option><option value="Death">Death</option><option value="Doom">Doom</option><option value="Funky">Funky</option><option value="Green">Green</option><option value="Happy">Happy</option><option value="Harmless">Harmless</option><option value="Hyper">Hyper</option><option value="Lemon">Lemon</option><option value="Lethargic">Lethargic</option><option value="Liberal">Liberal</option><option value="Lightning">Lightning</option><option value="Medicated">Medicated</option><option value="Mega">Mega</option><option value="Obsessive">Obsessive</option><option value="Paranoid">Paranoid</option><option value="Plastic">Plastic</option><option value="Quantum">Quantum</option><option value="Red">Red</option><option value="Shadow">Shadow</option><option value="Silver">Silver</option><option value="Sleepy">Sleepy</option><option value="Star">Star</option><option value="Sunshine">Sunshine</option><option value="Super">Super</option><option value="Taco" selected="selected">Taco</option><option value="The">The</option><option value="Ultra">Ultra</option><option value="Wonder">Wonder</option></select></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; 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font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You can turn.... </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><select name="in3" size="1"><option value="anger">anger</option><option value="chocolate">chocolate</option><option value="coffee">coffee</option><option value="heat">heat</option><option value="kinetic+energy">kinetic energy</option><option value="kittens">kittens</option><option value="leaves">leaves</option><option value="light">light</option><option value="medication">medication</option><option value="money" selected="selected">money</option><option value="pizza">pizza</option><option value="sound">sound</option><option value="sugar">sugar</option><option value="water">water</option></select></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">...into: </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><select name="in4" size="1"><option value="cheese">cheese</option><option value="credit+card+receipts">credit card receipts</option><option value="disappointed+relatives">disappointed relatives</option><option value="excuses">excuses</option><option value="good+vibes">good vibes</option><option value="grapes">grapes</option><option value="hair">hair</option><option value="HTML">HTML</option><option value="ice">ice</option><option value="lasers">lasers</option><option value="lightning">lightning</option><option value="LJ+posts">LJ posts</option><option value="milk">milk</option><option value="milk+jugs">milk jugs</option><option value="Mountain+Dew">Mountain Dew</option><option value="optic+beams">optic beams</option><option value="pain">pain</option><option value="parking+tickets">parking tickets</option><option value="puppies">puppies</option><option value="raisins">raisins</option><option value="smoke" selected="selected">smoke</option><option value="snow">snow</option><option value="social+awkwardness">social awkwardness</option><option value="spare+change">spare change</option><option value="squirrels">squirrels</option><option value="toothpaste">toothpaste</option><option value="wallpaper">wallpaper</option><option value="wine">wine</option></select></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>You team up with...</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>windy_fists</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>...to battle:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Ashton Kutcher</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>You petition to join:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>the Justice League of America</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Their response:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>incessant cackling laughter which you eventually take to mean "no"</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; 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That was a prime example of a "your mom" joke, not to be confused with a "yo momma" joke. <br /><br />...I need work. I really do. I don't know how I'm going to pay for all the stuff I bought online. Introducing me to teh Internets was NOT A GOOD THING. <br /><br />;_; I'm so pooooor. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sexyjoker:480 2004-11-28T03:35:29Z 2004-11-28T03:35:29Z Ore wa Tsuiteru! - Madono Mitsuaki (a very talented man!) Is this thing on? It is? Great!<br /><br />Hello, Cleveland!<br /><br />Er...I mean...HELLO, TOKYO!<br /><br />(I'm using the Internet! I feel so SMART! Do you see me, Shido? Do you see me using the Internet? Are you impressed? I'm certainly impressed!)